Have you read the headlines today? Excessive coffee results in shrinking breast tissue. Horrors.
Once my doctor figured out how much coffee I drink a day. Lets see. My coffee cups holds 3 cups of coffee. I drink coffee from the minute I wake up at 3 until around 4 am. I double the strength of my coffee because......... well gee, I work nights. It averaged out to around 5 pots of coffee a day, on a slow day. And you know what? My breasts never shrunk. In fact if you have read my journal for a long time you know I had many inches removed from my over endowed much unappreciated too big for cute bra object of years of unwanted false attention, source of severe and painful back discomfort and simple ugly huge oversized breasts.
So whats up with this new unfounded and false in my eyes claim? In fact, my coffee intake has increased recently, unfortunately so has my bra size. You can't fool mother nature. I was intended to have planet size breasts and by god, I was going to have them. Wanted or not.
So here is what I think. Drink that coffee, have a chocolate bar, drink a nice beer, Jimmy have a Martini on me. If it was meant to kill you it will, otherwise Karma rules. You just can't fool mother nature or the laws of the universe.
7 comments:
Guess I better increase my coffee intake. I could use a little shrinkage. LOL
okay this was a little random wierdness, lol. De ;)
LOLOLOLOL...that's too funny. if mine had been shrinking i wouldn't have any. what will they think of next?~kbear
I've known many large breasted women who have suffered through the tortures of the damned trying to keep those puppies in check. Add to that the weight and back pain that they suffer (including the classic "U U" branding from wire in support bras) and it's a problem.
I admire the courage of the women who are able to manage those pups and I still like the one with the brown nose the best.
Jimmy
LOL, every day they discover something else that's gonna kill or harm us! How do you sleep with 5pots worth of caffine a day?
Pooh Hugs,
Linda
That study is a bunch of bull honkey! I drink A LOT of coffee everyday & my boobs are very big! Getting bigger every year it seems.
Oh I so wish, with a 34 dbl DD size. I would give anything to have them shrink. I thought they were suppose to with age...funny mine are growing with age.
At this rate, I can promise in a few years I'm getting a breast reduction. (Hugs)Indigo
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