Inner Peace

Inner Peace: This is so true 

 

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, 

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, 

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, 

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, 

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,  

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

A Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


                   From a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.  My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.  In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. 

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now... Will keep you posted.

It's a bike riding day

    The weather is wonderful out and I am getting ready to take a long bike ride.   It is great to be on the bike again after the long winter we had.

    I have been working out lately to a aerobics tape.   First time ever I used one of them.   I feel kind of silly but I can sure tell it is working by how sore I am.   I picked one a lady of my age had a prayer of finishing,  Walk at Home 5 Mile Walk.   I use weights and everything.   That has been going well.

    So everything is going good.  I have a busy weekend planned.  I am going bike riding today and then cemetery's and tonight the Comedy club for some laughs.   Tomorrow I am going to the Pow Wow, we are having dancers from Canada and the surrounding area's so it should be great.  Plus they are having a flea market.   Then Roller Dames that night.  Sunday we are going to a history lecture about the early days of our city.  In between all that I plan to exercise.  I am going to be busy.

   Bad news,  my wrist messed up again.  I don't know if I pushed it too soon since they said I was better or if it was just meant to be but the cyst is back twice as bad.  I don't know if the Kienbock's is back also but the pain I had before is back.  So I am back in my brace and see the doc next Wednesday.  Bummer.

  Well, Rick is ready, time to ride.  Thanks to everyone that voted for Zoey.

Smile

A sweet little boy
surprised his grandmother one morning
and brought her a cup of coffee.

He made it himself
and was so proud.

He anxiously waited to hear the verdict
on the quality of the coffee.

The grandmother had never in her life
had such a bad cup of coffee,
and as she forced down the last sip
she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked,
"Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"

Her grandson replied,
"You know grandma, it's like on TV...

The best part of waking up
is soldiers in your cup."

Have a blessed day and make it a GREAT one!

Vote for Zoey

Please pass this on, maybe someone who isn't private could post this for me, she is so cute. Hi all, hope your all doing well.