AAADD
KNOW THE
SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE
READ!
Thank goodness there's a
name for this
disorder
Somehow I feel better even
though I have
it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed
with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder.
This is how it
manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on
the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and
decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the
garage,
I notice mail on the porch table
that
I
brought up from the mail box
earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash
the car.
I lay my car keys on the
table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under
the table,
and notice that the can is
full.
So, I decide to put the bills
back
on the table and take out the garbage
first.
But then I
think,
since I 'm going to be near the
mailbox
when I take out the garbage
anyway,
I may as well pay the bills
first.
I take my check book off the
table,
and see that there is only one check
left.
My extra checks are in my
desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to
my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been
drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first
I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally
knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I
decide
to put it in the refrigerator to keep it
cold.
As I head
toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a
vase of flowers on the
counter
catches my eye--they need
water.
I put the Pepsi
on the counter and
discover
my reading glasses that
I've
been searching for all
morning.
I decide I better put them back
on my desk,
but
first I'm going to water the flowers.
I
set the glasses
back down on the
counter,
fill a container with water
and suddenly spot
t he TV remote.
Someone left it on the
kitchen
table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch
TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I
won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide
to
put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll
water
the flowers.
I pour some water in the
flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the
floor.
So, I set the remote back on the
table,
get some towels and wipe up the
spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying
to
remember what I was planning to
do.
At the end of the
day:
the car isn't washed
the
bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on
the
counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there
is still
only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the
remote,
I
can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember
what I did with the
car
keys.
Then, when I try to figure
out why nothing got done
today,
I'm really baffled because
I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really
tired.
I realize this is a serious
problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but
first I'll check my e-mail....